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Let your sense of humor roam wild—just like the kids and the chickens. This ultra-soft unisex tee is perfect for anyone who knows life’s better when you get a little dirt on your boots (or feathers on your britches). Featuring a direct-to-film printed design of a pint-sized cowboy hitching a ride on a colossal chicken under the golden sun, this shirt is your new go-to for farm life, farmer’s markets, or just confusing the neighbors. Crafted from a premium cotton/poly blend that feels smoother than a fresh-laid egg, this shirt features: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for that soft, worn-in feel from day one Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you comfy whether you’re herding chickens or free-ranging toddlers Side-seamed construction to keep you looking sharp (even if the rest of your flock isn’t) Retail fit and unisex sizing so it flatters every ranch hand and backyard chicken enthusiast Pull this on, crack a smile, and let everyone know: your kids and your chickens deserve the freedom to roam—and so do you.
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Let your sense of humor roam wild—just like the kids and the chickens. This ultra-soft unisex tee is perfect for anyone who knows life’s better when you get a little dirt on your boots (or feathers on your britches). Featuring a direct-to-film printed design of a pint-sized cowboy hitching a ride on a colossal chicken under the golden sun, this shirt is your new go-to for farm life, farmer’s markets, or just confusing the neighbors. Crafted from a premium cotton/poly blend that feels smoother than a fresh-laid egg, this shirt features: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for that soft, worn-in feel from day one Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you comfy whether you’re herding chickens or free-ranging toddlers Side-seamed construction to keep you looking sharp (even if the rest of your flock isn’t) Retail fit and unisex sizing so it flatters every ranch hand and backyard chicken enthusiast Pull this on, crack a smile, and let everyone know: your kids and your chickens deserve the freedom to roam—and so do you.
Let your sense of humor roam wild—just like the kids and the chickens. This ultra-soft unisex tee is perfect for anyone who knows life’s better when you get a little dirt on your boots (or feathers on your britches). Featuring a direct-to-film printed design of a pint-sized cowboy hitching a ride on a colossal chicken under the golden sun, this shirt is your new go-to for farm life, farmer’s markets, or just confusing the neighbors. Crafted from a premium cotton/poly blend that feels smoother than a fresh-laid egg, this shirt features: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester for that soft, worn-in feel from day one Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that keeps you comfy whether you’re herding chickens or free-ranging toddlers Side-seamed construction to keep you looking sharp (even if the rest of your flock isn’t) Retail fit and unisex sizing so it flatters every ranch hand and backyard chicken enthusiast Pull this on, crack a smile, and let everyone know: your kids and your chickens deserve the freedom to roam—and so do you.
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